March 2012
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February 2012
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Britta: I'm volunteering at the animal hospital.
Troy: Animal hospital?!
Abed: The animals are the patients.
Troy: That makes sense.
“I brought stuff people use for capers. Suction cup. Credit card. Chloroform. The...”
– Abed Nadir, Accounting for Lawyers (via community-quotes)
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MARCH 15TH!!!!!!
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SO HAPPY/EXCITED!!
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Abed: Nope I'm sticking to mechanical pencils theses days.
Peirce: More relatable?
“As a student of character I have a feeling that trying to make this commercial...”
– Abed Nadir, Documentary Filmmaking: Redux (via community-quotes)
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Troy: Donde, está, la biblioteca. Me llamo T-Bone la araña discoteca.
Abed: Discoteca, muñeca, la biblioteca está en bigotes grandes, el perro, manteca.
Troy: Manteca, bigotes, gigante, pequeño, la cabeza es nieve, cerveza es bueno.
Abed: Buenos dias, me gusta papas frías, los bigotes de la cabra es Cameron Diaz.
Troy: Where is the library? My name is T-Bone the disco spider.
Abed: Disco, doll, the library is in the big mustache, dog, lard.
Troy: Lard, mustache, huge, little, head is snow, beer is good.
Abed: Good day, I like cold potatoes, the goat’s mustache is Cameron Diaz!
“What crap can she give you now that you hold all the cards? You’ve shifted the...”
– Abed Nadir, Communication Studies (via community-quotes)
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Abed: Peter Pan was happy with Wendy, but then there was Tinkerbell.
Jeff: Right, Tinkerbell, the patron saint of high-maintenance women. Hot, but sexually impossible with thoughts of suicide and had trouble opening jars.
Troy: I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER!
Abed: What happened?
Troy: She called you weird!
Abed: I am weird.
Troy: Not as weird as her. Who the hell is Nicholas Nickleby?! She wouldn't shut up about it.
Abed: Hmm. I know.
Troy: There's someone out there for us.
Abed: Happy Valentine's Day.
Troy: It is now.
Abed: So, Mariah, what you get with me is the complete package: HBO, Showtime, Starz, Starz Black.
Mariah: Sounds expensive.
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Abed: But they are guarded by a mysterious and beautiful elf maiden who seems drawn to Marrrrr.
Jeff: Oh, okay, um, well I explain that we need a Pegasus and, um, I don't know, promise to fill it up for her before we bring it back.
Abed: She flirts with you.
Jeff: I flirt back.
Abed: How?
Jeff: I say something sexy.
Abed: Like what?
Jeff: Abed! Ugh! Okay. Excuse me, I don't normally do this but you are the most beautiful creature I have ever seen. And I would really love a Pegasus.
Britta & Annie: Ugh!
Shirley: Works for me!
Abed: You're very handsome you know.
Jeff: Yeeeeah. Well, I'm not really comfortable with this.
Abed: My stable has a bedding of heather. Perhaps you would be more comfortable indoors.
Jeff: Abed, try and look at what you're doing and understand that I don't want to.
Abed: You've offended the elf maiden. She seems disinterested in doing business with you.
Jeff: WHAT?!
Abed: "Be mine?"
Troy: Right, yes!
Abed: "Love you."
Troy: Amazing!
Abed: "You're cute"? . . . No, wait. "Kiss me."
Troy: There has got to be a way to make money off of this!
Abed: I've been cheating.
Troy: No, it says "email me."
Abed: You're gonna have to open your heart one day, Jeff.
Jeff: What happens if I don't? I miss the heart-opening deadline?
Pierce: Valentine's, crapintines!
Jeff: Opening my heart is on my list.
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Jeff: This wasn't a real conversation. You were doing another movie?
Abed: A movie about a real conversation.
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Abed has officially entered my top 10 favorite...
“I would like to share a few words of sarcasm with whoever too Annie’s pen....”