for the love of abed

• Abed: But they are guarded by a mysterious and beautiful elf maiden who seems drawn to Marrrrr.
• Jeff: Oh, okay, um, well I explain that we need a Pegasus and, um, I don't know, promise to fill it up for her before we bring it back.
• Abed: She flirts with you.
• Jeff: I flirt back.
• Abed: How?
• Jeff: I say something sexy.
• Abed: Like what?
• Jeff: Abed! Ugh! Okay. Excuse me, I don't normally do this but you are the most beautiful creature I have ever seen. And I would really love a Pegasus.
• Britta & Annie: Ugh!
• Shirley: Works for me!
• Abed: You're very handsome you know.
• Jeff: Yeeeeah. Well, I'm not really comfortable with this.
• Abed: My stable has a bedding of heather. Perhaps you would be more comfortable indoors.
• Jeff: Abed, try and look at what you're doing and understand that I don't want to.
• Abed: You've offended the elf maiden. She seems disinterested in doing business with you.
• Jeff: WHAT?!